Siapa kata kalau kita bersenyum sahaja kepada orang yang berbuat dajal kepada kita hidup kita akan lebih gembira?
Kemungkinan besar kita akan jadi lagi gila.
Kalau sakit hati doktor akan bagi ubat ka?
Doktor xakan bg ubat antibiotik apabila kita sakit hati. Kalau sakit jantung baru doktor bagi.
Habistu ape antidote utk sakit hati? Xkan makan hati org kowt?
Kalau utk org yg kejam, sakitkan la hati beliau itu balik. Untuk org yg kurang kejam pulak, bersabar saja lah. Jangan senyum pulak, nnt jadi gila.
Kalau orang itu berbuat dajal kepada kita lagi macam mana?
Bersabar dan abaikan saja orang itu. Atau pergi potong kepala dia, confirm die xkan kacau lagi.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Pilihlah.
Nak no 1 ke nak no 2?
No 1 :Die sentiase bersame. Xkire dimana, pada pukul berapa, die sentiase ade. Boleh dibawa kemane2. Xkaya dan xmiskin. Akan berase gembira biler bersama, kalau sakit hati kemungkinan ats sebab sendiri. Boleh ajak kesini atau kesana. Boleh dipercayai. Senang untuk berbual. Boleh berbual tentang apa2 saja. Boleh berbuat apa saja. Transport kadang2 ada.
Tetapi, hanya ada satu. Senang untuk dilukai. Selalu sarkastik tahap merbahaya bile hati panas. Bila hanya ada satu, kemungkinan besar bermaksud selalu kesorangan.
No 2 :Kemungkinan seminggu 2 kali ade. Selalu hidup time mlm. Kalau hidup time petang xbest bersame. Selalu akan bawak ke mana mana. Kaya. Xbole berbual tentang semua benda. Hanya benda2 yg x menganggu privasi. Kadang2 boleh dipercayai. Sangat senang utk berbual. Kadang2 sgt best bile bersama, kadang2 sakit hati bile bersama ats sbb2 xmunasabah. Transport sentiase ada. Kereta besar lg tuh. ;)
Tetapi, bukan ada satu, ada ramai. Lebih dari sepuluh. Sangat susah untuk dilukai. Xkisah pasal apa2 kecuali hati member. Xakan sarkastik, cume membahan xberhenti. Bile ada ramai, sentiase meriah.
No 1 :Die sentiase bersame. Xkire dimana, pada pukul berapa, die sentiase ade. Boleh dibawa kemane2. Xkaya dan xmiskin. Akan berase gembira biler bersama, kalau sakit hati kemungkinan ats sebab sendiri. Boleh ajak kesini atau kesana. Boleh dipercayai. Senang untuk berbual. Boleh berbual tentang apa2 saja. Boleh berbuat apa saja. Transport kadang2 ada.
Tetapi, hanya ada satu. Senang untuk dilukai. Selalu sarkastik tahap merbahaya bile hati panas. Bila hanya ada satu, kemungkinan besar bermaksud selalu kesorangan.
No 2 :Kemungkinan seminggu 2 kali ade. Selalu hidup time mlm. Kalau hidup time petang xbest bersame. Selalu akan bawak ke mana mana. Kaya. Xbole berbual tentang semua benda. Hanya benda2 yg x menganggu privasi. Kadang2 boleh dipercayai. Sangat senang utk berbual. Kadang2 sgt best bile bersama, kadang2 sakit hati bile bersama ats sbb2 xmunasabah. Transport sentiase ada. Kereta besar lg tuh. ;)
Tetapi, bukan ada satu, ada ramai. Lebih dari sepuluh. Sangat susah untuk dilukai. Xkisah pasal apa2 kecuali hati member. Xakan sarkastik, cume membahan xberhenti. Bile ada ramai, sentiase meriah.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
District 9.
"He's the guy that did the doggy-style with the demons!"
"Did you wear condoms?"
Hahaha. Terbaek seyh.
"I'll come back to fix you."
"I promise."
"I'll come back to fix you in three years."
"Did you wear condoms?"
Hahaha. Terbaek seyh.
"I'll come back to fix you."
"I promise."
"I'll come back to fix you in three years."
Haha. Igt 3 tahun tu kejap je ke.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
1 + 1 x 0 = ?
Mane datang dulu? Ayam ke telur? Mesti la ayam kan. Kalau x mane nak dtg telur tuh.
Tp ayam tuh datang dari mane plak? (-_-)"
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Jokes about women. (No Offense)
Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
Because if all of them went it would be hell.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
Why is a Launderette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to keep you in the manner to which you've become accustomed.
How can you tell when your wife is really aroused in bed?
She puts down her nail file.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.."
How do you repair a woman's watch?
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting through the letter box, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Because if all of them went it would be hell.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it.
Why is a Launderette a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to keep you in the manner to which you've become accustomed.
How can you tell when your wife is really aroused in bed?
She puts down her nail file.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.."
How do you repair a woman's watch?
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting through the letter box, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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